is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
