Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
