i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he was CRYING into my vagina
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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