Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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