"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dicks are not precious.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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