Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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