Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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