hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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