when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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