Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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