no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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