Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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