I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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