This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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