You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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