ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My liver just had a heart attack.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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