I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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