think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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