I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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