Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You don't make any sense
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