Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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