yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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