he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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