You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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