didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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