I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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