it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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