We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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