And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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