there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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