plz talk dirty to me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
