Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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