i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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