Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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