have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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