Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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