I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bring me that man meat
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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