Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
