this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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