Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
