I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just tell him i said nine months
Small penises have feelings too.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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