We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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