ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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