real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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