you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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