its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I understand Curling. That high.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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