it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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