I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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