I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
now i know why i became what i already was.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i now understand why vodka
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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