The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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