i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
