dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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