There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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